Fun @ Romania’s Best

Best way to learn XML. But how can we handle the “content” only?

Image from CERF salon 2006, where you had to be well equipped…

Teamwork in Romania: one is working, ten other people make sure …the “quality” is there

If you come to America, get familiar first with some commonly used acronyms

Madalin Voicu, referring to the Gypsy who killed an Italian woman:

“Better be a Gypsy, than Rrom and behave like a puked crow”

When criminals in Italy remember they are actually Romanians

A Romanian writes home to his neighbor, making fun of him:

“Life is easy here, in America: you wake up at 10am, have fun and finally by 3pm you go to work. Most people collect $100 bills you can find everywhere on the streets, until it gets dark.“

Pretty excited, his neighbor decides to leave as well. Once arrived in the airport, he sees 1c at his feet but he leaves it there:

“Well, I’ll not start working my first day here“.

Gigi Becali:

“Globes [aka blogs] are controlled by Securitate“